impwhoretant:

impwhoretant:

I’M CLEAN

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i took

a shower

tmntyler:


mormondad:

This is how I stayed alive my senior year

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks of time like this.

tmntyler:

mormondad:

This is how I stayed alive my senior year

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks of time like this.

mintprincen:

goddess-of-apples:

snorlaxlovesme:

rosereturns:

things said in majority of movies:

  • "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
  • "she’s not just some girl!"
  • "I should have told you this a long time ago."
  • "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
  • "but I love him!!"

-“You’re giving up your dream!”
  “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”

"I knew your father. He was a good man."

*girl walks downstairs*

Guy: Wow… you look… great.

d0nn0:


d0nn0:

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd

dopeturtlem:

this girl injected with the truth serum 

humorking:

nash-grier:

Honestly, I don’t know how I feel about having Tumblr. I really don’t get it and it’s not something I really like using. What do you guys think? :/

honestly some tumblr useres have arm hair,i dont want you to feel uncomfortable here :/

blackorchid2007:

THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO CAN STAND NEXT TO BEYONCE AND STILL BE THE MOST FABULOUS PERSON IN THE ROOM

hardcorebrownie:

hardcorebrownie:

hardcorebrownie:

I AM TAKING SO MANY SELFIES WITH CUTE DOGS I’M HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE

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PROOF

AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITES

pizzary:

when u attempt to interact w your followers but they just ain’t havin’ it

dieceased:

remember that one time you called your teacher mom

andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

hoedere:


mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work